Yes! Finally, a fortune cookie that doesn’t promise me ANOTHER lottery win or teach me how to say “sunshine” in Cantonese. Introducing the evil fortune cookie. You can use them to trick your friends, or if you’re me, buy them because you’re dying to know what other hysterical misfortunes are printed on them. Of course no one wants to read “you will die alone and poorly dressed” when they crack open their fortune cookie after stuffing face with noodles, but you can’t deny it’s a pretty funny concept and will definitely result in a “…what the hell?” moment. I like it and I want a box, now!